This is the place to download all Roysta albums, side projects, unreleased songs, collaborations and instrumentals.
If any of the links have expired email me and I'll re-upload them:

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Roysta - My Urethra As the Rabbit Hole And Other Compulsive Lies I Accept As The Truth

Download: Roysta - My Urethra As The Rabbit Hole And Other Compulsive Lies I Accept As The Truth
Released: Nov 2010
Genre: Short Story Zine
Description: The 1st short story zine I wrote and put together. Bizarro fiction, surrealism, absurdism, irrealism.

Roysta - I Want To Hold Your Head Underwater

Download: Roysta - I Want To Hold Your Head Underwater
Released: Feb 2011
Genre: Short Story Zine
Description: The 2nd short story zine I wrote and put together. Bizarro fiction, surrealism, absurdism, irrealism.

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Roysta - Huurmaster

Download: Roysta - Huurmaster
Released: Aug 2011
Genre: Rap/Punk/Electro
Description: I consider this more of a mixtape than a CD, due to the liberties I took with sampling songs for it. A mixture of rap, hip hop, electro, punk, ska, dubstep,….

01. Do You Wanna Get Wasted
02. Cross Dressers Of The World Unite
03. Walking Heart Attack
04. Dirty Old Punk
05. Milked
06. Buckfast Ruined My Life
07. On The Wagon
08. You’re A Melter
09. Teenage Fuck Up
10. Beware The Jeggies
11. Dracula-La-La
12. Puke It Up
13. All Tore Up
14. Leeroy Brown
15. Apply The Leeches

Fresh Meat - The Stunning Self Destruction

Download: Fresh Meat - The Stunning Self Destruction
Released: Aug 2011
Genre: Punk
Description: The second EP. We actually manage to write a song longer than a minute and a half. Heavier, filthier and more likely to cause a nose bleed than before.

01. The Stunning Self Destruction
02. Defilement Of The Faecal God
03. Jesus - The Porno
04. Don’t Feed The Rats
05. Youth Butchery And Other Gender Issues

Fresh Meat - Boys

Download: Fresh Meat - Boys
Released: Apr 2011
Genre: Punk
Description: The first EP. Hardcore punk with a drum machine cranked as fast as it’ll go and bizarre homoerotic lyrics. Includes a cover The Misfits song ‘We Bite’ and the Limp Wrist song ‘I Love Hardcore Boys’.

01. Flaccid And Miserable
02. Hot Piss On The Back Of My Throat
03. The Most Well Dressed Tongue In Town
04. Lethargic Nihilism
05. When Circumstances Require Blood
06. We Bite (Misfits)
07. I Love Hardcore Boys (Limp Wrist)

Friday, 15 July 2011

Roysta - Unreleased 2006-2011

Download: Roysta - Unreleased 2006-2011
Released: Jul 2011
Genre: Rap/Electro/Punk
Description: A collection of unreleased songs and collaborations between the albums 'Thundercock' and 'Huurmaster'.

01. We Are Psycho (Feat. The Dirtcore Death Squad)
02. Rectal Hystarectomy
03. Wine Wine Wine
04. You Disgust Me
05. Dog Shit (Feat. The Bangtail Cat)
06. Burn Down The Church
07. The Stench
08. Belfast Fug
09. Exhalted Potentate
10. Hanging ’Round Schools
11. Coat Hanger Blues (Feat. The Bangtail Cat)
12. The Bukkake Christ
13. Belfast Belongs To Me
14. Dear Iris
15. Sessjuice And Sawdust ( Feat. The Bangtail Cat & Kano)
16. Sniffin’ Glue
17. The King Of Rock ‘n’ Roll
18. Born Again Scumbags (Feat. The Bangtail Cat)

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Dirtcore Podcast 002

Download: Dirtcore Podcast 002
Released: May 2011
Genre: Podcast
Description: Part 2 of the Dirtcore Podcast featuring Roysta and The Bangtail Cat playing a selection of unreleased Roysta songs and their favourite punk, hardcore, grindcore and powerviolence tunes.

01. Splinters feat. Roysta - The Christian Scurge
02. Roysta & The Dirtcore Deathsquad - Sessjuice And Sawdust
03. The Locust - Armless And Over active
04. Roysta - Dear Iris
05. Insult - Modern Fascist Rednecks
06. Roysta -The Bukkake Christ
07. Spazz - Let's Fuckin' Go!
08. Pete D & Roysta - One More Drink
09. Fag Enablerz - Half As Mad
10. Roysta - Burn Down The Church
11. Charles Bronson - Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song
12. Roysta & Beemicksee - Fucked Up Proper
13. Some Girls - The DNA Will Have It's Say
14. Roysta - Belfast Belongs To Me
15. Limp Wrist - I Love Hardcore Boys

Dirtcore Podcast 001

Download: Dirtcore Podcast 001
Released: April 2011
Genre: Podcast
Description: First in the series of Dirtcore Podcasts featuring Roysta & The Bangtail Tail Cat playing unreleased Roysta songs, a selection of their favourite tunes and talking an amazing amount of nonsense.

01. Roysta & The Bangtail Cat - Born Again Scumbags
02. Demented Are Go - I Was Born On A Busted Hymen
03. Roysta - Belfast Fug
04. The Birthday Party - Release the Bats
05. Roysta & The Bangtail Cat - Coat Hanger Blues
06. The Cramps - Muleskinner Blues
07. Roysta - Rectal Hysterectomy
08. Sex Gang Children - Sebastianne
09. Roysta & The Bangtail Cat - Dogshit
10. The Loved Ones - Everlovin’ Man
11. Hedwig And The Angry Inch - Sugar Daddy

Saturday, 21 May 2011

Crookz - Enter The Dirty Dick Chambers

Download: Crookz - Enter The Dirty Dick Chambers
Released: January 2002
Genre: Electro
Description: I started this project because I could never find any electronic/house music that really suited my tastes which were punk and hip hop influenced, heavily sample based and ear achingly noisy, so I made this. All the tracks are mixed so they flow together and it clocks in about 30.00 mins.

01. Devotchkas Night Out
02. Electro Convulsive Headfuck
03. Sawn off Shotgun Blast
04. Jesus Is Dead
05. Human Pony Girl
06. Kill Your Parents
07. The Dogs, The Filth, The Shit
08. supernatural Speed Kicks
09. Sniffin, Glue, Whorshippin' Satan
10. The Money Shot
11. Crackhuurs Roll Deep
12. Jazzmags In The Hedgerow

Friday, 6 May 2011

The Bangtail Cat - Entire Dirtcore Recordings (2003-2009)

Download: The Bangtail Cat - Entire Dirtcore Recordings (2003-2009)
Released: May 2010
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Description: Over the years The Bangtail Cat amassed quite a collection of Dirtcore produced depravity. This collection would have been twice as big if I'd included the collaborations he'd featured on, but these can be found on my other albums, so here are all his solo tracks I've made the beats for and produced.

1. Ass Assassin
2. Shitheads Anon
3. Taxi For Shithead
4. Freakin’ Like Spastikks
5. Ginger Jesus (Original)
6. Gimpin’ Aint Easy
7. Rinky Dink Rappers (Original)
8. Hooked Hand Fistfuck
9. Ginger Jesus
10. Music To Mutate To/You’re Trippin’
11. Shit Wired Tight
12. Thievin’ Aint A Crime
13. Sick, Slick And Highly Sexed
14. Get Down With Deathsquad
15. You’re Gonna Die Know

Beerface - My Beautiful Hell

Download: Beerface - My Beautiful Hell
Released: Dec 2006
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Description: Without a doubt the most bizarre and greatest album I've ever had the misfortune to work on. I done all the beats, artwork, production and a few verses on this. I think this only took a few weeks to write, record and release, utterly absurd lyrics from the creature they call Beerface.

1. Titty Nip Nipple
2. My Life’s A Plague
3. He Likes The Boys
4. The Bangtail Beerface
5. Tapeworm
6. So Pretty
7. Get Off the Dole
8. Fishy Soup
9. I’m Only Here For The Beer(face)
10. Vacuum Packed Ballbag

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Roysta - For Serial Killers And The Sexually Insane

Download: Roysta - For Serial Killers And the Sexually Insane
Released: Oct 2010
Genre: Rap/Electro
Description: This is a heavily electro influenced EP. It was meant to have the theme of serial killers and sexual insanity running through each song but I got bored and only kept that up for 4 of them The last three songs are covers of Lightning Bolt, The Cramps and The Trashmen.

1. Albert Fish
2. Gender Terrorist
3. Prison Life
4. Love You Dead
5. Eat The Evidence
6. Where’s My Wine (Feat. Erin Kelly)
7. Roysta Can’t Rap
8. Love Me
9. Raped By A Burglar

Monday, 18 April 2011

Roysta - Unreleased 2004-2006

Download: Roysta - Unreleased 2004-2006
Released: Jan 2007
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Description: A collection of unreleased songs and collaborations between the albums 'Ok, The Jokes Over' and 'Mankind Gives Me Castration Anxiety'.

1. Alt Sex Fetish Robots
2. Ass Raped By Alan (Feat. Dirtcore Death Squad)
3. Black Sunshine
4. Brenda Ate Her Baby
5. Burn Yer Club Down (Original Version)
6. Carmelita
7. From Beer To Maternity
8. Fucked On Fungal Leafs
9. Grab My Bully Beard
10. Hot Like Herpes
11. Hot Like Herpes (Original Version)
12. I Wanna Be A Prole
13. I Write No Wrongs (Feat. The Shoy Shoy Boy)
14. Judas S (Original Version)
15. Monkey God
16. Octopus Arms
17. Sex Furniture
18. Spit Bucket (Feat. Nik Muzka)
19. The Invisible Man
20. The Queen Of The Scene
21. Who Cares
22. You Look Like A Tramp

Roysta - Unreleased 2002-2004

Download: Roysta - Unreleased 2002-2004
Released: Jan 2005
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Description: A collection of unreleased songs and collaborations between the albums 'There's A Party In Your Mouth And I'm Cumming' and 'Dirtcore Deluxxxe'.

1. A-Team Intro (Feat. Shunty)
2. Billy Goat Gruff
3. Drunk Freestyle
4. Open wide (Feat. Carlon Stardom)
5. Wu Tang Style
6. Suck me (Remix)
7. Fake Fucks
8. The Squad
9. We Are The Cuntz (Feat. Shunty)
10. Panties Up
11. Hit The Hypo
12. In Your House
13. Fuck The Bling (Demo)
14. Paralytic Freestyle
15. Spide Killas (Feat. Bali)
16. Roystarama
17. Fuzzbox Boogie
18. Kelpo (Remix)
19. R.o.y.s.t.a.
20. Billy Goat Gruff (Feat. Jee4ce)
21. Tipsy Freestyle
22. Reading A Muff Book

Monday, 7 December 2009

Splatter House Mafia - Bring Out The Box Cutter

Download: Splatter House Mafia - Bring Out The Box Cutter
Released: Sep 2004
Genre: Punk/Hardcore
Description: This is a punk/hardcore project that I started with the idea of making it into a long term band, but didn't. Written and recorded in month, I play all the instruments but funnily forget to tune them up properly.

1. Time For Some Splatter
2. Get The Fuckin’ Noose
3. Spide Genocide
4. Inverted Crucifix
5. The Boys In Bottle Green
6. Zombified Murder
7. Pissin’ In The Mainstream
8. Get Fucked Up
9. The Bucky Made Me Do It
10. Bomb the Bureau
11. Eat It Up
12. Straight Outta The Abortion Bucket
13. Lowlife Supreme
14. Signed In Shit
15. Bring out The Box Cutter

Destroy Droids Attack - Plague Of Filthy Christians

Download: Destroy Droids Attack - Plague Of Filthy Christians
Released: Aug 2005
Genre: Grindcore/Drum n Bass
Description: This is quite possibly the noisiest project I've ever done. Drum n bass beats, sampled death metal guitars and vocals which left me croaking and nearly mute for a few weeks after.

1. Destroy Droids Attack
2. Booty Dancing Corpse Girl
3. Scumbag Moonstomp
4. What A Generic Way To Die
5. Diet Of MTV And E
6. Brass Knuckle Beatdown
7. Nosebleed Gonzo Porn
8. Entrails Of A Thousand Indie Bands
9. Granny Was A Piss Drinker
10. Chaos Monkey Division

Mondo Karnae - Total Fuckin’ Mondo

Download: Mondo Karnae - Total Fuckin’ Mondo
Released: Mar 2007
Genre: Punk/Rock
Description: One of my favourite side project I done. I played the drums on an electronic drum kit while singing and laid down the bass over them, plus some noisy keys on a K-Station. Another project I meant to take further but alas procrastination won again.

1. Blood
2. Snuff
3. Krug
4. Dead
5. Piss
6. Kiss

Missing Presumed Sex Changed - Skatanica

Download: Missing Presumed Sex Changed - Skatanica
Released: Feb 2005
Genre: Punk/Ska
Description: This was a sort of Ska/Punk/Hardcore project with keyboards. Wrecked my voice again doing the screaming vocals, took me a while to learn not to scream from my throat.

1. Intro
2. Missing Presumed Sex Changed
3. Schoolgirl Suicide Pact
4. Face Transplant Gone Wrong
5. Knuckles Fulla Teeth
6. Blood Stained Bed
7. Graff Up The Pig Wagon
8. Four Weeks Dead

Dance Hall Death Squad - Skank Or Die

Download: Dance Hall Death Squad - Skank Or Die
Released: Jul 2005
Genre: Rap/Dancehall
Description: A side project featuring Joe D from legendary Belfast punk band Mr Nipples on bass and guitar, me on vocals and doing the beats. Will be doing more of this in the future.

1. Hey Pig
2. Kill The General Public
3. Yer Ma Don’t Like It
4. Ready To Ruck

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Roysta - Dirtcore Death Squad - Is It Just Me....

Download: Roysta - Dirtcore Death Squad - Is It Just Me....
Released: Sept 2004
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Description: Massive mix CD featuring everyone in The Dirtcore Deathsquad: Roysta, The Bangtail Cat, The Dirty Camel, Big Bali Hali, Beerface, Evil Ai Chi, Bobby Dolow.

1. The Nightmare Continues
2. Brains On The Floor
3. The Most Handsome Man In Rap
4. Cunt Of My Boot
5. Dinner Is Served
6. Hey Pig
7. Freakin' Like Spastics
8. The Champ
9. Romper Stomp Yer Skull
10. Corpse Grindin' Suicidal Nun Fuckers
11. Guts Up
12. Scumbeg Showdown
13. Deathrow Disco
14. Heard It Thru The Mave Meister
15. Thevin' Aint A Crime
16. Ass Spankin' Ghetto Grindin'
17. Graveravers Anthem
18. How To Make A Bad Situation Worse